Thursday, 21 March 2013

March Results

13th Mar

Old Whits - Avondale = 8 - 11
Thameside League

The lost men return to bag 6 goals. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. high tempo (3 subs and yet at least 4 players trying to exit the pool for subbing each goal!). Pretty structured display although a bit of a lack of movement and a reluctance to shoot was a concern at one point, but as ever a good nature game with the Old Whits crew. We even thought the ref was ok. Sean lasted the whole match and Dave never chipped at the ref. (despite calls for goal line technology). Has Avondale turned over a new leaf?

18th Mar

Croydon - Avondale = 13 - 9
Over 35 League

The instructions were clear : game at 9pm at Whitgift school in Croydon.
10 of the finest players among the large contingent of Over 35 clearly followed those instructions , one (without naming names..........Second Team Captain everyone?) decided that a swim in an empty Putney pool was a more appropriate way to spend the evening.




Friday, 4 January 2013

Killer 2013

End of Season Results:
  Alex won, by a country mile.  All hail the 2013 killer champion.  

It all starts again on Thursday 2nd January 2014


Thur 12th Dec Winner??? , runner up ???
Thur 5th Dec winner Christer , runner up Dave
Thur 28th Nov Winner Alex , runner up Chris
Thur 21st Nov Winner Alex , runner up Jo
Thur 14th Nov Winner Alex , runner up Titanium Pete
Thur 7th Nov Winner Tim , runner up Jonnie
Thur 31st Oct Winner Steve , runner up Emile
Thur 24th Oct Winner Alex , runner up Big Greg
Thur 17th Oct Winner Obi Wan Mark , runner up Tom
Thur 10th Oct Winner Obi Wan Mark , runner up Dustyn
Thur 3rd Oct Winner Brad , runner up Lele
Thur 26th Sept Winner Tim , runner up Tyroan
Thur 19th Sept Winner Alex , runner up Obi Wan Mark
Thur 12th Sept Winner Alex , runner upTitanium Pete
Thur 5th Sept Winner Alex , runner up Liam
Thur 29th Aug Winner Obi Wan Mark , runner up Big Greg
Thur 22nd Aug Winner Nick A. , runner up Big Greg
Thur 15th Aug Winner Alex , runner up Angus
Thur 8th Aug Winner Steve , runner up new guy??
Thur 1st Aug Winner Titanium Pete , runner up Obi Wan Mark
Thur 25th Jul Winner Alex , runner up Titanium Pete

Thur 11th Jul Winner Titanium Pete , runner up Teabag Tyroan
Thur 4th Jul Winner Steve , runner up Obi Wan Mark
Thur 27th Jun Winner Steve , runner up Mark
Thur 20th Jun Winner Alex , runner up Titanium Pete
Thur 13th Jun Winner Lele , runner up Alex
Thur 6th Jun Winner Steve , runner up Lele
Thur 30th May Winner Alex , runner up Sean
Thur 23rd May WinnerMark , runner up Titanium Pete
Thur 9th May Winnera Titnium Pete , runner up Jo
Thur 2nd May Winner Sean , runner up Titanium Pete
Thur 18th Apr Winner Emile , runner up Dave
Thur 11th Apr Winner Lele , runner up Pink Demba Ba Parkin
Thur 4th Apr Winner Thorpedo , runner up Jonnie
Thur 28th Mar Winner Brad , runner up Emile
Thur 21st Mar Winner Titanium Pete , runner up Richard
Thur 14th Mar Winner Hal , runner up Focco
Thur 7th Mar Winner Emile , runner up Johnny
Thur 28th Feb Winner Pink Demba Ba Parkin , runner up Focco
Thur 21st Feb Winner Louis , runner up Steve
Thur 14th Feb Winner Steve , runner up Jonnie
Thur 7th Feb Winner Brad , runner up Jonnie
Thur 31st Jan Winner Brad , runner up Steve
Thur 24th Jan Winner Tim , runner up Steve
Thur 17th Jan Winner Mark , runner up Marteen
Thur 10th Jan Winner Pink Demba Ba Parkin , runner up Jonnie
Thur 3rd Jan Winner Ed , runner up Lele(disq.)

2013 Killer World Series of South West London

Alex 34pts , Steve 21pts , Obi Wan Mark 19pts ,  Titanium Pete 18pts , Brad 12pts , Tim 9pts , Lele/Emile 8pts , Pink Demba Ba Parkin 7pts , Jonnie 5pts , Sean 4pts , Ed/Louis/Hal/Thorpedo/Big Greg/Christer 3pts ,  Focco/Tyroan/Dustyn/Jo/Dave 2pts , Angus/Liam/Marteen/Johnny/Richard/Tom/Chris 1pt

Thursday, 4 October 2012

October Results

1st Oct 2012
Avondale I - Sutton & Cheam  = 9 - 15
London Premier League
A game that had to be won to begin the climb up the table and stay out of the relegation battle was badly lost with a performance that could easily be ranked as one of the worst of the season.
Not sure what we were trying to achieve with all the confusion we created with every attacking situation , too many trying to drive in  from every position leaving no space to the hole man ,an attacking D that seemed more like an R , an A and a K all mashed together and a few nerves that need to be controlled.

8th Oct 2012
Avondale I - Otter = 5 - 13
London Premier League
Another game that had to be won  , another game that was badly lost.We didn't play particularly bad ,they were just better . Sadly this was the last opportunity to beat a direct rival in the relegation battle as ,as things stands , it looks like we are going down. 

15th Oct 2012
Eastern Otter - Avondale II = 9-11
London League One
Everybody Hurts. A sad day as the second team were relegated from the first division. Going 4-0 down in the first quarter didn't help. We’ll have to make sure we go back up again…

Final Tables

Premier Pts
1 Croydon 40
2 Poly 30
3 Beckenham 28
4 Sutton 27
5 Penguin 26
6 Otter 26
7 Avondale 24
8 Bexley 19
Div. 1 Pts
1 Watford 26
2 Ealing 22
3 Croydon II 22
4 Reading 20
5 Eastern Otter 15
6 Avondale II 14

Thursday, 6 September 2012

September results

3rd Sept 2012
Avondale II – Croydon 2 = 11 - 14
London League 1
What started as a neat and ordered game, with good positioning, containment of their main foil the pitman (good work Nige), and some cracking shots from Ed and a cracker from Jonnie, the game looked under control. But then in true REAL style confusion, pandemonium, and loss of concentration had the opposition take control in the second. Despite a late flurry and some impressive shots from Migs (how he got that high out of the water for the tip in he still doesn’t know) the opposition stole the points. We certainly weren’t outclassed in anyway – despite the bulk of their goals coming from the one opposition player suggesting that perhaps we won’t see him as opposition for the second team for much longer! Encouraging – but we’ve got to start winning!!

10th Sept 2012
Avondale II – Sutton 2 = 15 – 13
Surrey 2
Some of the veterans of the game dusted off their rubbers and donned some seemingly tighter hats in pursuit of glory in an extremely good natured game. Although due to a customary Avondale fixture fiasco the opposition were in fact Sutton (2). In brackets as the opposition turned up with 2 players who were (openly) first teamers. But in good spirit, one of the players who had just got off the Olympic bus, played in the field and had downed a few shandies before the game. Avondale started brightly, with the score line being only limited by a game of catch shots were playing with the keeper. In customary fashion a second half capitulation followed and a little nervousness set in with the lead down to 1 goal. But then Focco found his shooting arm, and Brookey was drawing penalties to see Dave "cross hairs" Brooks put them away. Despite some amusingly slack defending (amusing only because we won) the game settled in the last quarter with some decent possession play, ball going round the "d" and some nice goals being slotted in. A solid performance after sacrificing 3 to the first team and being down a further 7 players. There’s life in the old boys yet. Good to see you Tim, Duncs, Greg…. ;-)


10th Sept 2012
Croydon 1 - Avondale I = 21 - 16
Surrey 1
No match report on this match but apparently it was an enjoyable one despite the loss.....

24th Sept 2012
Avondale II – Reading = 6 – 3
London League 1
Real Avondale WINS! Psychic Pete goes the right way every shot they make. Otto returns as the wall in defence with remarks about his opposite number like "he’s rubbish". Dave steadies the ship with an assured display. Migs tireless drives, Jonnie’s steadfast defence, Focco mauling in the pit… i can’t mention everyone, but safe to say that whilst we didn’t score many we certainly blunted their attack. Judging by the table this could be reviewed as a (near) bottom of the table 6 pointer. Croydon 2 and Eastern Otter to come. Perhaps we’re not out of this yet…

Thursday, 30 August 2012

August results

6th Aug 2012
Avondale I - Poly = 12 - 10
London Premier League

9th Aug 2012
Kingston - Avondale I = 6 - 11
Surrey 1
Some decent polo , no hole man worked well and we had some good drives and cross passes.

13th  Aug 2012
Avondale II - Ealing = 5 - 12
London League 1

20th Aug 2012
Avondale I - Penguin = 16 - 15
London Premier League
Avondale only led for 30 seconds of this entire match...the last 30 seconds though!

Thursday, 5 July 2012

July Results


30th July 2012
Avondale I - Croydon I = 9 - 15
Surrey 1
3 very late pull outs , no keeper , one's son's first birthday forgotten , a ref who thought a day at the Olympics was a better way to spend a Monday night , a full Croydon squad.
What else can be said ?Not a bad game for Avondale though considering the limited number of subs and the continuous changes of goalkeepers.Star of the evening the "new" scoreboard that took its place on the "new" table ; not the electronic scoreboard that everyone voted for but at least it is a start.

26th July 2012
Ealing - Avondale II = 17 - 13(or something like that)
London League 1
Injuries, dismissals, internal bickering, referee controversy… just like an England world cup campaign. In the darkness of the dimly lit Ealing pool where parking costs until 10pm (wtf?!) a summer squad of players assembled mopping the brow from another scorching day. As the game lept to life Ealing quickly established a press and the Avondale 2 team did the same, "Real" seeing out the first quarter winners, only last minute conceding a goal to see a 5-1 lead push to 5-2. But then the wheels fell off. 
Groin injury to goalie (sub out), internal bickering and shouting, illegal pool exit, illegal re entry, wrap up, 3 major foul exclusion, another 3 major exclusion, cracked chest bone injury (get well soon Maarten. A&E at 0100hrs is no fun), meant that a squad of 11 left us with 7 players by the end. 7 very tired players. Random consensus decision making from the referee (decision reversals at the request of the bench) then when referee realises mistakes "levels up" the decisiions the other way with some soft shouts made the game very bitty with decisions likely to go either way with little relevance to the actual match. Lovely chap though. Glimmers of class from Jonnie Beder (available last minute – what a relief) and some notable play in the pit from Focco. Seany snuffing out their pit attack nicely. Shame he didn’t last the game. Again ;-)
Captain suggests a second team drinks soon. We need to show a little more solidarity going forward. Remember who the enemy are…

12th July 2012
Croydon 3 – Avondale II = 6 - 10
Surrey 2
Old men chase small boys round pool. Not a Gary Glitter dreamworks presentation, but more a reflection of the age gaps. The Croydon team were very young, and also worryingly promising for the future! But the old boys prevailed with Focco grabbing his useful santa sack of goals, Nick making another "debut" and Greg Curtis showing wall like qualities in defence. Dave steadied into his role as voice of reason and John busied himself in the pit, entertaining anyone within reach. I’ve probably missed people out… Emile’s pace etc… but the stand out was Wayne-o in goal. Constantly denying some young armed shots. Good effort VC....oh and Brad should take penalties from now on


5th July 2012
Kingston - Avondale I = 5 - 7
Surrey 1
We like to leave the best to the very end. Don’t know how we could only score one goal in 3 quarters but it was definitely  a game of bad passes , bad shots and generally bad play.
The last quarter was eventually played in a more Avondale style and , from 5 – 1 down with the last eight minutes to play, we found ourselves  6 – 5 up to the disbelief of the opposing team.
Then Louis thought Christmas should come earlier this year and gifted Kingston one last chance to level the game ,a beautiful pass to their player just as he was clear on goal.
Big Greg had to come to the rescue with an exclusion and they couldn’t take their chance ;we got away with it and scored another goal ,just in case.
Santa was seen wondering around New Malden looking very confused!


2nd July 2012
Avondale II - Old Whits = 6 - 5
Surrey Cup Final
After a nervous wait as the referees settled themselves that the markings were correct, the match began with a flurry of pressure from REAL (Avondale), which could easily have ended up with more than 2 goals converted. But then running into the second quarter we rather lost our way. We were frantic, wreckless, wasteful, disorganised, lazy… hey… this is REAL AVONDALE! Who cares? Throw a malaise of end to end plays and general confusion, having dropped 2 goals behind, the come back began. Brad got one (all the killer training paid off), then Nige to draw us equal (all the lack of training paid off), only for Migs to score a cracking top corner goal to rapturous applause from the bench. Despite the best efforts of the captain to gift the game in the final seconds to the opposition (ah-hem!) we held on to win the Tom Dwyer cup. REAL has silverware again. Well done to those who played, but also well done to the guys who played in the matches that got us there. You all contributed to this result.





Friday, 15 June 2012

June Results


24th June 2012
Beckenham - Avondale I = 12 - 5
London Premier League
Not the best weekend to choose to play several waterpolo games when a EURO 12 quarter final was the highlight of the day.
Three very late pull outs and most notably without our full time keeper ,it was never going to be an easy task.
That added to our losing one of the two subs within the first five minutes of play , we did all think it would be a very long afternoon.
Steve and Greg did magnificently in goal but in the end we couldn't score enough to put any pressure on the opponents.At least we tried to take our chances which is not what you can say of some over paid Primadonnas dressed in white somewhere in East Europe.FORZA AZZURRI.






21st June 2012
Sutton - Avondale I = 14 - 15
Surrey 1
Very balanced game but the win was never in doubt.The ref didn't turn up so we shared referring duties;they didn't seem to get the point of having a non qualified official making decisions and they took their best player out to show everyone how is done.That was fine for us and we won the game.



17th June 2012
Poly - Avondale I = 11 - 9
London Premier League
Not the outcome we wanted but a very tense and level game in which the keepers made the difference(ours carrying a severe hangover but that didn't seem to show)
1st quarter was a bit of a slow start ,not just because the blue caps materialised 10 seconds before the game.
Gone 4-1 down and managed to get back into the game in the 2nd quarter , the two teams just matched each other goal after goal(actually we had several misses one on one with their keeper who seemed to save any rocket from short distance).
Still level going into the last quarter,we conceded twice and were never able to recover.
All in all a very good game.


11th June 2012
Avondale II – Croydon II = 12 – 15(tbc)
Surrey 2
Unlucky for some. Unlucky for us.No13 in Blue was super strong scoring from some rather impressive back flip reverse shots. The likes many of our players could have done maybe… oooh… 25 years ago…! Quarters 1 and 4 were bit of a letdown, but quarters 2 and 3 much better. Indeed when we took the lead in the 3rd we looked to have them on the ropes. Some standout performances from Angus and Focco being strong as ever in the pit. Another rare appearance from Steve Moorhouse trying to gain some value for money from his annual membership. I think it’s fair to say, we let this one slip through our fingers. Shame.